How the french toast can Peacock cut to diving right before a swim off?!?!?! And they ****ing TIED!!!!!!!!!

Owen is bummed that practice was cancelled due to lightning. The complete opposite of every senior swimmer in history.

Parents please don’t fill out your child’s recruiting questionnaires. And if you do, please don’t put your name down as the potential student-athlete. And consider getting their year of graduation correct.

If a swimmer splashes a coaches shoes and socks , I feel the death penalty is warranted.

when your kids run inside yelling "ice cream truck!!!" you know you're going to be out $10.

Dad forgot the swim lessons bag so we’re rocking arena USA goggles tonight. (And drying off with a taylormade towel….) dude better swim fast.

First morning practice of the year!!!!!….. and I forgot coffee. Brutal stuff.

Please don’t use chatgpt to write your cover letter when applying for my assistant gig. Though I admit, it was funny to read.

Men’s team - rage against the machine Women’s team - Taylor swift That’s my morning routine.

Gonna need some references. Is sarcasm a strength??

With the first week of practice wrapping up, it’s time for my annual reminder that interval choice should not be based on your teammates or ego.

Looks like our pool is going to be hype af this winter.

It's time for my annual reminder of this freezing cold take from many moons ago... 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 #f1 #mclaren #MercedesBenz

Clearly, nobody at Get Air has ever trained to be an actual swimmer.

If there was a high-quality tech suit for 50 bucks, we’d have one on at every single meet. It’s cost that prohibits us from doing it.

Large coffee ✅ The boat ✅ Mid Season. Day 1.

Fun fact. College swimmers buy groceries like my four-year-old would buy groceries. It’s like 90% chips with some pizza rolls sprinkled in for nutrition.

My taper plan consists of telling people they aren’t tired and adding as much social kick with fins to the workouts as I can get away with. Fingers crossed.

To swimmers in the portal: If you work hard, don’t mind being surrounded by misfits, and are okay with the occasional, subtle insult, I’m your guy.

Remove #MonacoGP from the calendar.