elon musk has done something so unforgivable. he made me root for mark zuckerberg

nori and i feasting on these in the strokes pit and a guy behind us was like "yo are you passing out edibles?? i have acid!" and we had to tell him that they were just regular smarties

i'm the least tattooed person in bushwick rn

just got to 55th place on the neopets leaderboard for my favorite game btw. if u even care

they should invent a coworker that's smart

what if i just came back to twitter and started tweeting again?

queer friendship is really beautiful

great news guys! i found a new piece of media to be abnormal about