put me on hate island

stray dogs are like “I know a spot” and it’s heaven

If you get cremated after you die you can be put into an hour glass and still participate in family game nights.

I get… mad zooted I got this bad thing I recruited

Nigga than fucced over the last good one what b wrong w em 🤦🏾‍♂️

it’s so hot outside my moose knuckleeeee

i love my friends so much FUCKKKKK

the scream i screamt 😭😭😭

everybody in the replying saying it’s funny that he read the miranda rights off of a card but not understanding that it has to be done verbatim so most officers read them off of a card😭😭😭 i’m a professional body cam watcher

what’s it called when you’re super insecure but at the same time you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

durag activity

melancholy music is the absolute best

mid.

You mufuckas are WEIRD! To actually wanna eat jailhouse food when you free? Nigga go back to jail please.

ITS ALL FOR YOUUUUUU (if you really want it)

idgaf what I gotta say imma get that bag by any means necessary

There is no rock bottom, things can always get worse 😂😂

my burfday is on sundayyyyy

and this is why ppl meet me and think i have high standards bc i cannot compete with someone who goes for anything. there’s structure behind my boundaries.

idk how yall date multiple people at one time . i don’t find that many people i like LMAOOO