#Daredevil

Goodnight to everyone, except people who take mirror selfies with the flash on.

Please use a condom on Valentine’s Day, I hate Scorpios

"if you can love her, then you can love someone that is struggling with the same thing, and maybe have a greater understanding of the pain they're facing, that is often out of their control." and that's why we say that if u lose sympathy for rue you shouldn't even watch the show

All the questions left unanswered bc Euphoria writers wrote in Elliot singing for 27 minutes. Ok.

When I finally find someone who doesn’t say “as long as you don’t threaten me with suicide” when I tell them about my depression, I’ll know they’re the one.

Finding out that someone who doesn’t like animals is an asshole, is normal. Finding out an asshole is an animal lover, is disturbing.

"Sure, I have capacity"

If he says he doesn’t like Drew Afualoshe/her then it’s time to leave him.

for years my dad has argued that what the world needs is “the travel taco” i.e. a taco with sealed edges to keep all the filling from falling out while you’re on the move. and for years my mom has patiently explained the concept of burritos.

Also: I have #marijuana merch

You’ve heard of “Champagne taste, Beer money”, let me introduce you to “High standard taste, sup-bar standards”

I refuse to grow into a mean,bitter person no matter how hurt I am.

He answered y’all that don’t understand what being accountable looks like

this person on tiktok bumped into the corner of their bed frame and made a really funny noise that has become a trend on the app, and i’m gonna start a thread of some of the ones that have had me weak af. 😂

How long do you need to be broken up for people to stop assuming everything you post is about them?

Celebrating 3 months binge- drinking free on 420 is my biggest achievement