Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio (@notmikedewine20) 's Twitter Profile
Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio

@notmikedewine20

Parody account for the 70th governor of Ohio. I love Fran’s pies, ties, and a good county fair. Social Distancing Champ 1947-present. Born to wear a mask.

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Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio (@notmikedewine20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My fellow Eastern Ohioans, have no fear of the poison gas cloud that we unleashed upon your community. My best experts agree that the best course of action is to continue masking in all areas that air is present. I will update you as the science changes. #EastPalestineStrong

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The best way to prepare for the toxic Ohio River water and acid rain in your area is to ensure full and complete vaccination for the #Covid_19 virus. #InThisTogetherOhio

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🚨HEADS UP!!🚨 1000 feet is the new 6 feet and mask Clark County! Your government’s leadership is leading the way on train derailments. Have no fear! We are #inthistogether!!

🚨HEADS UP!!🚨

1000 feet is the new 6 feet and mask Clark County!  Your government’s leadership is leading the way on train derailments.  Have no fear!  We are #inthistogether!!
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Back-to-School means more kids going out of the house. Parents: make sure your kids have a fitted mask before they leave lockdown! They should be: 🚲Well maintained. 🚲 Age appropriate. 🚲 Worn correctly. 🚲 Appropriately certified. #MaskUpOhio

Back-to-School means more kids going out of the house. Parents: make sure your kids have a fitted mask  before they leave lockdown! They should be:  
🚲Well maintained. 
🚲 Age appropriate. 
🚲 Worn correctly. 
🚲 Appropriately certified.

#MaskUpOhio
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If you can stay home, stay home. This is very, very serious. We have to take this down. The reason why we haven't issued a statewide shutdown is b/c of the ramifications of a shutdown. Everything we do during the HEAT WAVE is a balance.

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The risk of going unvaccinated impacts not only those who choose not to be vaccinated but also those around them. @OHDeptofHealth Chief Medical Officer Dr. Bruce Vanderhoff explains. ⬇

The risk of going unvaccinated impacts not only those who choose not to be vaccinated but also those around them. @OHDeptofHealth Chief Medical Officer Dr. Bruce Vanderhoff explains. ⬇
Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio (@notmikedewine20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Last night, Fran and I enjoyed taking part in the unveiling of the new “Ohioans in Space” painting. Ohio has always led the nation into space. Ohio will continue to do our part to support Texas and support policies to secure our border by launching those bad hombres out of here.

Last night, Fran and I enjoyed taking part in the unveiling of the new “Ohioans in Space” painting. Ohio has always led the nation into space.  Ohio will continue to do our part to support Texas and support policies to secure our border by launching those bad hombres out of here.
Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio (@notmikedewine20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

At the heart of my plan is a fundamental belief: Every Ohioan deserves the opportunity to live up to their God-given potential. Part of that means removing the barriers to success, including access to sewing penises onto little girls for the profits of Ohio’s hospitals.

Governor Mike Dewine, Derelict Governor of Ohio (@notmikedewine20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ohio was pivotal in leading many unvaccinated Haitians toward freedom. By nearly doubling the number vaccination sites along our Underground Railroad Trail, more of our Haitian allies will be protected…but unfortunately they will still be Haitian.