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@notsjohansson {Gulps, shaking your hand} Seriously?

@notsjohansson {Looks at you, nodding slowly} I know... you're just too gorgeous to be true.

@notsjohansson Whoever told you so, was an asshole... literally. You're flawless {Smiles before slipping my hands inside my pockets}

@notsjohansson {Sighs, rolling my eyes} Women, who can understand them? {Chuckles looking at you}

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

@notsjohansson {Laughs, shaking my head} Not stupid at all, thatw as actually really cute.

@notsjohansson {Quirks a brow, raising my hands in surrender} Fine. You are definitely NOT cute.

@notsjohansson {Laughs, shaking my head} Unbelievable!

@notsjohansson {Coughs} Adorable {Coughs}

@notsjohansson {Smiles innocently} i'm sorry, what?

@notsjohansson {Laughs, tickling your sides} I'm a very innocent guy, you know?

@notsjohansson {Grins, following you} Come here, the tickle monster wants to say hi.

@notsjohansson {Dies, laughing} Oh. Now i'm afraid.

@notsjohansson All right, fine. {Steps back, nodding} i don't want to deal with that.

WASAAAAAP?!

thinking about changing this account.

Wanna change my account, any fake suggestions?

My icon won't change.

#CrazySpideyNews nobody is watching so...uh...OP OP OP OP OPPA GANGNAM STYLE

Heeeeeeeeyyyyy Sexy lady!