You know it. x.com/fauxprepon/sta…

My love.

•pokes Diane Guerrero•

Hey, you. Diane Guerrero

We are so cute. x.com/notmattmcgorry…

Happy Fourth of July!

I have been blessed with a follow from the Queen herself. @LcnaHcadcy

Happy 4th, Tay! @TaySchillingNot

We really are. x.com/dominicandasch…

Miss you more! @TaySchillingNot

Okay. I'm taking you out to dinner. Sound good? Good. x.com/dominicandasch…

Happy 4th of July you all beautiful people!

Of course not, I just love me some Schilling. @TaySchillingNot

That's because you're spending it with moi. x.com/dominicandasch…

{Knocks at Dascha Polanco's apartment door a short time after having spoken with her, patiently waiting for it to be answered.}

Awh, gurl. Diane Guerrero Maybe I'll be back this year, who knows? Ah, the pros of playing pretend: not having to sleep in a prison bunk!

KHALEESI. @EClcrke