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Joe Canny

@notjoecanny

I rarely use Twitter

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calendar_today18-06-2010 18:59:34

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Why Costco why? How am I supposed to annoy my wife into cutting shopping trips short without those potent $1.50 polish dog with sauerkraut, onions & deli mustard burps? - One disappointed customer. #SaveThePolishDog

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I’ve been on the RTD Lightrail for almost 2 hours now trying to get home from the Avalanche game. I can no longer plan on using #lightrail because this happened without advanced warning and after I purchased my ticket. Uber was over 1hr wait. 9NEWS Denver #ridiculous #unacceptable

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Lesser known Revolutionary War Facts: 1) England was extremely confident they would win 2) King George accused the colonists of spying on his training sessions and hotel 3) the Red Coats couldn’t convert their PKs 4) England lost #historyrepeatsitself #USWMNT

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Just so we’re all clear, if the CFPlayoff was still a 1 game championship the only undefeated Power 5 team would be watching the game from home. Strength of schedule is supposed to be a tiebreaker for teams with the same record. #CFBPlayoff

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You could pay me 2 items from the McDonalds Dollar Menu per week to be the #Seahawks new kicker. Worst case scenario I make the same amount of kicks (0) as #BlairWalsh and you save millions. What do you say Seattle Seahawks?

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You know how you can take a 15 minute online “class” to become an ordained minister? It looks like these #MusicCityBowl refs did the officiating equivalent before this game. #HardToWatch

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When Pete Carroll called #BlairWalsh “our guy” I was reminded of The Office episode where Idris Elba calls Dwight RainnWilson “my guy”. We all knew how it would end at that point. He backed the wrong dude. #Seahawks  #12s

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Thoughts on #CFBPlayoff after today: There is a #SEC bias in the ranking system. Alabama should have been excluded from the #CFP due to their absence in the SEC Championship. But #Bama earned their spot in the #NationalChampionship by beating Clemson. Hoping #UGAfootball wins.

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I’m not a fan of figure skating by any stretch, but I’m glad I won’t be cheering for #AshleyWagner in the #Olympics after seeing her “humbled” response to that 4th place finish.

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The NFL needs to completely reassess how calls are made. There have been 2 fumbles in the past minute of the #Chiefs v #Titans game and neither were correctly called a fumble.

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I bet the #Chiefs are happy they aren’t playing the #Patriots because the #NFL would have called that an incomplete pass #TENvsKC

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I’ve watched all these Snowboarding Parallel Slalom races and I don’t think a single person on the Blue course has won yet unless the other racer fell. Is it possible that everyone on the Red course is better? Yes. Is that scenario likely? No. #PyeongChang2018