Get this on the Scottish £20 note

I've started reading The Two Towers and my god, does Treebeard ever shut the fuck up?

Going off to work each morning like:

The founder of BrewDog starts going out with Toff - a member of the Tory party - and already rolls back the 'carbon negative' pledge of the company dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

22/07/2024 monday @ high noon new single, been a long time comin' sing myself to sleep

if you wanna pre save my new single before tomorrow's release so you get it jammed into your ears asap, follow this link! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ja…

even without these barriers, almost the entirety of Paris is completely inaccessible for wheelchair users

my new single is here! give it a whirl gurl open.spotify.com/track/0tzGLTqC…

SING MYSELF TO SLEEP IS OOT AND ROAMING AROON distrokid.com/promocards/ima…

If this is true it's even more stupid than I expected

When you get punched a little too hard.

Gentlemen, this is heartbreak manifest.

met a fella in a pub in callander last night and naturally we immediately swapped shirts for some reason

Ah, an excuse to share my favorite review ever published

i’m bookmarking this post for the weekend of the mid-fringe edinburgh oasis shows when scotrail cancels every service on the high-level train due to leaves on the line at lenzie

got a notification that someone was trying to log into my Facebook so I tried to change the password and log out of all accounts to then be told my linked Instagram (a strange account I've never seen) is being fishy and they've deleted my entire Facebook account smashin

the hounds of justice are born anew