Lol Atlanta United lmao

Is Michael Bradley on a Sebastian Giovinco style exile from Toronto?

Charlotte of course was playing in an airless vacuum.

This is unfair to CF Montreal, they would have done something but Joey didn't want to stipend the interns lunch on an off day to log into twitter.

Baller League probably does need fighting like in hockey to self police.

Shame Mark isn't there for a family reunion.

This club is somehow more exhausting than TFC.

It's called MLS because it's an elaborate real estate portfolio pretending to be a sports league.

Another crushing blow for Vancouver Whitecaps.

DP's in this economy?

Musk and Trump are squabbling over the big beautiful bill? Great now I have to decide between siding with satan or satan.

*announce new stadium* *Vanni Sartini appears*

I don't even need to do any research to know he's just doing this to sell condos.

The day Insigne is bought out I might make a pilgrimage to the hallowed ground of Cafe Diplomatico. Not to mourn but to celebrate.