You’re loved as long as you’re useful

i do not set ‘reminders’, i do not ‘structure’ my tasks, i do not ’write things down’. i RAWDOG it. and if i do not remember, i don’t DO IT.

(I know it smell crazy in there)

He is about to do something CARTOONISHLY racist out of stress.

Sometimes I Dm girls “what’s ya cashapp” to see how fast they bum ass respond

Not even Batman would be able to get this kind of information out of me

The “extra hot” hot sauce at Chicken and Rice Guys gotta have demons in it cus wtf is this

Nothing, I'm an authentic hater

Insane dick riding.

Ngl going that little 5 - 10 over the speed limit in the left lane isn’t enough bro u need to want to be here

ur cooked might as well end it all

Living in Australia must be like playing Jumanji

Gay

Do I really not have friends that play tennis? I got a racket for Father’s Day and still haven’t been able to use it

Some people are addicted to chaos and are offended to see you living peacefully

ADHD mfs when there is a task to do but no deadline

Good morning