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what

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[rinsing pumpkin viscera from a scalpel.]

?

[Pouring the last dregs of cold coffee from the break room pot into a Styrofoam cup. Desperation.]

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won't you stay with me one more day?

See, we’ve won again, here we are at the place where I get to beg for it where I get to say Please, for just one night, will you lay down next to me, we can leave our clothes on, we can stay all buttoned up?

The Miskatonic Biannual Blood Drive is rapidly approaching. Remember to eat iron rich foods, and to drink plenty of water the night before you donate.

I'd say you should know, on account of your position at the hospital, but are you even still employed here?

[thinking about the gourd (head) that wouldn't decay]

(oh God, is Herbert depressed or something?)

Lucky 13.

the unfortunate incident of having a crush on a man...no wonder a fatal inflammation of the brain is called meningitis

Sweet is the lore which Nature brings; Our meddling intellect Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things:— We murder to dissect.

a classic from the vault

that wasn't reagent, [sweating] that was 44 kJ Liquid Autism