Hulk Hogan Lies Over The Years [thread]

I’ve never seen a single clip of this Hugo Etikikitikite but I know for a fact he’s even better than Isak.

So rather than send people to Newcastle to get an Isak deal done, Liverpool have sent club officials over to Eddie Howe in an air ambulance. Fair enough.

Assuming PSG fans are already mocking up pictures of him in their shirt. If they want him, they’ll get him. Or else they’ll sign one of the other 400 attackers Chelsea are interested in, then sign Palmer next summer anyway.

Sick of the Isak shit already and I’ve got no concerns that he might leave, but it is mint that Liverpool fans think he’s our best player 👀 🇮🇹

I remember when Lyon rejected our bid for Lacazette so we signed Seydou Doumbia instead. That showed Lyon when they sold him for £50m to Arsenal a year later. Power play.

So either Liverpool have to pay £85m to sign him or they all have to admit their “power play” was actually a bluff and an embarrassing failure.

The performance wasn’t even the most embarrassing part of the Celtic game

You would think looking at a significant section of our fanbase on here that we were going into this season as relegation candidates with the ghost of Joe Kinnear in charge. Not playing in the Champions League after winning our first trophy in half a century.

Even in the current political climate this is absolutely fucking batshit insane. When I was his age I thought Fabrice Pancrate was a good signing and thought Family Guy was funny. 19 year olds know absolutely fucking nothing. And he’s in charge of a £2bn budget.

Just sell Isak. As long as it’s abroad. Take the money and get rid of the constant moodkilling meltdowns on here. It’ll be affecting the whole squad at this point.

Liverpool fans hate mercenary cunts like this, don’t they?

Think it’s abundantly clear at this point that we can’t compete with the biggest clubs in the transfer market thanks to PSR. We’re going to have to grow our squad organically like Liverpool & Man Utd, and use the players from our academy we’ve had to sell to meet PSR.

Maybe Liverpool should go and unsettle some defenders

Newcastle’s proposed deal for Wissa cannot progress until Brentford’s proposed deal for Dango Ouattara progresses once Bournemouth’s proposed deal for Johnny X progresses when Fulchester United’s deal for Dominic Calvert-Lewin progresses.

Now you know Liverpool are being respectful in this transfer window because the journalists they’re feeding stuff to have told you so.

Feels like I’m watching Miggy Almiron again.