Sat in the beach for 12 minutes without sun cream at pride and now I can’t even put on a t shirt with out feeling agony. Being ginger is fucking awful man.

Sleeping in your childhood bedroom at 32 is wild. It’s like, these four walls heard me cry and despair over being gay countless times and now I’m like ‘babe, everything is great now. Chill’. It’s a nice feeling ❤️

My parents’ bathroom is cursed.

Justice for Timebomb!!

Me refusing to look at the date on my phone so I can convince myself it’s still early August and the 6 weeks holidays aren’t over 🥲

If you work in education, 31st August is the first of two New Year’s Eves in a year. But instead of crying over how much of a failure your year was, you cry over knowing you won’t experience true relaxation for 11 months.

People are visiting mine and conor ✨ ‘s flat today with an estate agent. What will they think when they see the art, books, film posters and picture of George Michael in leather?

Being 6’2” and walking around London in the rain is an extreme sport.

Miss Madeleine Madden was ACTING in this episode. #WoT #WheelOfTime

Not me owning a flat on Hoe Street 👀

Kellyoke of ‘I got it bad’ when?

Omg. I got engaged.

Usher was amazing! And 🥵🥵🥵

This is the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life.

I’ve had the MOST fun reading these replies. Never deleting this app.

The last minute of DAUGHTER makes my jaw drop every time #COWBOYCARTER

Went on a sun holiday with an average temperature of 32° and came back paler than I already was 😌

How Labour aren’t campaigning for an end to the occupational violence happening right now only makes me more relieved I didn’t vote for them. How they are unmoved by the latest footage being released is evil.

Once again, I Can’t believe we didn’t get a Bad Boys lip sync after ANOTHER Alexandra Burke appearance 🥲 #dragraceuk

If Beetlejuice got the full budget sequel, then so did Hocus Pocus 2!. SJP was the highlight of a rough screenplay….