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Evan Ferrante

@not_tomcruise

The continuing misadventures of a reluctant Tom Cruise impressionist. Magic the Gathering Enthusiast. BOOK ME ON CAMEO: v.cameo.com/ZqGnfhao3kb

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The earliest known recording of me impersonating Tom Cruise, circa 2000. A soft-spoken, crude delivery that would one day become my life's path and a source of insurmountable joy. A true relic from the past unearthed by Alex Merkin. 🙏 instagram.com/reel/DIx2bmWu-…

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