
Evan Ferrante
@not_tomcruise
The continuing misadventures of a reluctant Tom Cruise impressionist. Magic the Gathering Enthusiast. BOOK ME ON CAMEO: v.cameo.com/ZqGnfhao3kb
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http://www.nottomcruise.com 13-07-2010 22:27:43
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You don't know the first thing about Super Bowl, I do! I studied it! #draftkings DraftKings Sportsbook




When the worlds of #tomcruise and #MagicTheGathering collide. You...compleat...me 😎 Magic: The Gathering Tom Cruise #jerrymaguire

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The earliest known recording of me impersonating Tom Cruise, circa 2000. A soft-spoken, crude delivery that would one day become my life's path and a source of insurmountable joy. A true relic from the past unearthed by Alex Merkin. 🙏 instagram.com/reel/DIx2bmWu-…





Went 3-0 last night with these sweet pulls at my FINAL FANTASY Magic: The Gathering pre-release. Grixis Wizards Spellslinger for the win! 🏆
