You can’t fake depth. Either your eyes have stories, or they don’t

I'm starting to think one of you strangers aren't going to marry me.

If you really loved me you'd surprise me with a pop up haka.

You are the "there never was an Aaron" of people.

I award myself with a nap every time I change the laundry.. like an adult.

Only 2 months until fall in love with your best friend season!

Reassurance that's really all.

My bookshelves are organized like .. Self help-Stephen King-Surviving grief. Clearly I'm a blast.

It was called “Twitter”

And just like that, a switch flips and you're ready to love and be loved again.

Its not blurry because of a filter. Its blurry because cheeseburger grease on my lens.

Baby lets go watch the lightning on the roof.

On a scale of youtube mechanic to Bernard Juchli, how complicated is it to replace a rear crossmember suspension subframe?

When I said I was a good person I meant my budget includes all my friends commissary.

Headlines be like "Sharon visibly upset at husbands funeral"... you dont fucking say

i just be freestyling my whole life fr

Perming my kids hair 2 days before school starts. What could go wrong?

Update on my 🐩