alien petting a capybara

On five day of Christmas mom dress up on me; A yeti.

“I don’t let my disability stop me” Good for you. But some people do in fact find their disability disabling… 🙃

Me: *leaves fridge door open for 5 seconds* Cathy: "Look at how many snacks and treats are in here!!!!" #CathyTheTortoise

I'm still waiting for my letter from Hogwarts

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄and HAPPY TURTLEMAS! 🐢

Hating and bullying chronically ill/disabled people won’t stop you from becoming one.

Jimmy Carter‘s presidency is extraordinarily underrated. But this is a good time to tell my favorite personal story. I was an advisor to the Carter Baker commission on election reform. At one of the meetings, President Carter asked if I would have lunch with him. 1/

Rest now President Jimmy Carter. …sorry we let you down one final time. 😞

39th US President Jimmy Carter has passed away at 100

President Jimmy Carter created the Department of Energy and the Department of Education. He appointed Ruth Bader Ginsburg to the federal bench. He won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002. There is so much to the Jimmy Carter legacy, much of it after his time in office, we discussed

Reliving the good parts of 2024 before 2025 rolls in.. so basically watching the Eras tour movie with pizza and a drink. Happy New Year everyone! Please suck less than I expect 2025 😬 #HappyNewYear

Would you love me???

RIP #DavidLynch it’s been epic. Hope you’re having a fine cup of coffee and some apple pie. 🥺🩷

I thank god that none of my followers need to be reminded that what’s happening with TikTok is a stunt. And that it’s about to get so much worse. Everyone RTing things, you need to look at your lists if your followers need reminding. Time to clean house.

If Torty has perma-grump, Fig is the exact opposite.

Possibly my next tattoo

📍Boston