Ya know what, there's absolutely nothing stopping me from going to the car and taking a little nappy nap 🤔

I can't find my work badge 🙃🙃🙃

Being at my job's HQ in Cali this past week and having to go in everyday made me hit 10k steps every single day without even trying. Dang, maybe I should look for a lil hybrid job or something back home. Anyhooooo, I'll be here for another 6 days so that's cool!

she’s right n she should say it louder

I've recently discovered that I'm a big fan

What ____ _______ doing tonight?

4 baby mommas in a year with a wife at home. He need to be put down like a stray dog.

I posted some bathroom selfie pics and theyve gotten a whopping 7 Likes 😭😭😭

*circle tweet filter*
Ash, who are these whores which you speak of? 👀👀🤣🤣

Eating a soft pretzel, why do you ask?

White producers will make the most incredible soulful beat you’ve ever heard whole time they look like this

HELLO!!!!

Why do men like to send dick pix so much. Ugh, They're so ugly to me!!! At least dress it up & make it fun for me. Give it a hat! Give it some googly eyes! Give it a little tuxedo & mustache.
But please don't send me a bare ass dick. Yuck!! 🤮

I found a place in California near my job that makes these drinks. I took a picture of the menu. I had no clue it was this many flavors. I'll go back another day and give it a try 😃

Being on the West Coast is cool n all but I hate that my normal 10am meetings are now at 7am 😭😭😭

I'm CRYING at this tweet and the next one 😭😭😭

there are like 25 people roaming the earth right now in their late 20’s whose 9/11 story is “President George W Bush was reading to my class and then a guy whispered to him”

I hate dick pics so much ☹️ penises are so ugly to me. I appreciate a print pic tho!!

I tried to drive to work by memory and forgot an important right turn and ended up on the expressway. Woops lol

y’all be saying “i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” well i would