Satire page. Couldn’t possibly do a worse job.

GONNA GO GET A BIGGER TEE-VEE TODAY SO I CAN GET A BETTER VIEW OF BLAKE HARRELL TEE-BAGGIN DAVE DOEREN WHILE PEEDEE PLAMTS THE NO QUARTER FLAG ON THE 50 🤘🏴‍☠️

Browns fans in the comments are outraged that the guy listed at *checks notes* QB4 didn’t get the starting job over a 2x Super Bowl champion. NOT TOO BRITE IM AFRAID

SIRI TEXT DARLENE DARLENE DO U WANT SUM RAMEN NOODLES WHILE I STILL GOT THE MICRO WAVE WARMED UP PRESS SEND -sent from my Mr. Coffee 12-Cup Coffee Pot

If you didn’t just see that South Carolina comeback in extra innings to beat South Dakota (LLWS) you missed one of the wildest rallies of all time. Look it up

PEACH COBBLER AND VANILA ICE CREAM REMAIN UNDEFEETED 🍑 LIBS CAINT STAND IT

AND THEM LIBS SAY THE AMERICAN DREEM IS DEAD 🦅

GOIN FISHIN TOMORROW 🎣 LAST BOTE TRIP OF THE YEAR: IM SETTIN THE O/U AT 34.5 FISH CAUGHT . WHAT U GOT.??

STILL HOLDIN TRUE 🤘🏴‍☠️

GOBBLESS HOSS TUFF 2 FIND PATRIOTS LIKE THIS NOW DAYS 🙏🏼

CHAT , HAVE I MADE IT.?? 🙏🏿🎉

LLWS HOT TAKE 🔥 I DONT UNDERSTAND THEESE KIDS CONSTANTLY JUMPIN BACK TO AVOID THE HIT-BY-PITCH . I BEEN HIT BY PLENTY 70 MPH PITCHES N THAT SHIT DONT HURT THAT BAD . U STAND IN THERE AND TAKE UR ASS 2 FIRST BASE 🙏🏿

GAYE HOSS

A SECOND TV HAS BEEN BROUGHT 2 THE LIVING ROOM . LEAVING FOR FOOD LION MOMENTARLY . SPOTOFY IS PLAYIN TAILGATE MIX GOT PLENTY OF DRANK BETS ARE PLACED. WHITE FELLER ABOUT 2 HAVE A SATJRDAY

OVER/UNDER ON HOW MANY SHOTS IM DOING TODAY ??

IM A FANCY WHITE BOY . 5 MINS TO KICKOFF 🎉

KIDS TRASH

ME NEXT SPRING EXPLAINING TO #PackTheJungle💍🏴‍☠️ WHY ILL BE PARKING IN THE LEFT FIELD LOT 🤴🏼

NO GAME ON FROM 4-630 SO IM WORKIN ON A COYOTE THROW BLANKET . THIS IS THE HIDE I GOT BACK A CUPPLE MONTHS AGO I NAMED AFTER Satisfied NCSU fan

WE COME TO YOU #PackTheJungle💍🏴‍☠️ WISHING TO MAKE A DEAL THAT CAN END IN PEACE. WE HAVE DEALT WITH THE DISCRETIONS AND SLANDER FOR AS LONG AS WE WILL ABIDE YOU, BUT YOU HAVE EXTENDED MY WILLINGNESS TO MAKE AMEMDS. DENOUNCE YOUR SENTIMENT AND WE SHALL UNITE