Is the half zip a #shrink or #expand? #expandthezip

Ya I danced last night. In bed with your girl. #BOOYAH #gotplay

Bouse squid son or sweetheart daughter? #LANK

Was trying to save money but you just don’t find Czech Hedgehog Steel Sculptures everyday

100 follower dox. Yes I take peptides, no I don’t consume seed oils. Any more questions?

Cam Boozer bully ball will not work in the league

Going through 4 years of college and not getting any play

5’11 vs 6’

Thot daughter is showing signs of life. Lot of time left on the clock

Prayers to victims of #thespreadsheet

Nirvana MTV unplugged on vinyl? That’ll play

Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck that body of yours is absurd

Drinking in the transfer portal era #dustymay

Rockets and Lakers? Nah. Savannah Banana vs Party Animals with Phantom of the Opera pitching? You bet

Is yikyak just the BV for geeds? #muhathoughts

Touse mogger #kentuckyderby

Mind if a fella speaks a little #Espanol at the Gulf of America?

Peeping yams from the nosebleeds. Happy cinco de mayo to all who celebrate #formal