Any of the decades where the year begins with '19'.

My ick meter shot to 11 reading this.

The appropriate decision for a smart leader would have been to decide to exclude that story from the book so that everyone didn't know just how big a pile of 💩 she is. For the rest of her days, many of will think 'puppy murderer' when we see or hear her name.

I'm never leaving this site...

Sheets should be dry, time to make the bed and go sleepies. Sweet dreams, y'all.

PETS ARE NOT A 'LIFESTYLE'

I'm not one to wish bad things on people 'cause what goes around comes around, but a little voice in my head whispers hope that they have a flat tire on a crowded freeway that doesn't have an emergency lane every few months for the rest of their lives.

Something that sounds like a military jet (I grew up on AF bases, so it's a familiar sound) just flew over Portland. NextDoor is gonna be fun this afternoon 🤣🤣🤣

Reposting this because 4 of my follows also follow that account. One of the 4 is huge and likely won't see this, but perhaps the other 3 will. To those 3, it's free country, take a look and decide if you want to follow or not. This is just a PSA....

Two different co-workers with simple questions have called me today instead of sending me an email. What is wrong with these people?

We need more 'does the malt vinegar go on the fish or the chips or both' type of discord on the bird. Classic...

Out of season stuff, like holiday vases all summer and ice tea pitchers all winter. If pool/beach stuff and winter coats/boots were kitchen items, they'd go here.

Do I know anything about bagpipes?
Nope
Do I know anyone who plays bagpipes?
Nope
Am I gonna order this impression die and make bagpipe jewelry and keychains and stuff?
Hell yeah.

It's too gorgeous to not get 😍

Wishing everyone who celebrates a Happy 420!

Also, every once in a while I use this account to promote my jewelry business. I make a few 420 things, so I'm peddling my wares in this post. The sterling pendant is so new it's not in my shop yet, but I love it so much! #Happy420

I have yet to see a mention of the show 'The Girls on the Bus'. I'm loving this show and wondering if I'm not cool for loving it or just not hanging out where the cool people who love the show are.

Made it to bed before 1am last night, going for 12:30 tonight. Sweet dreams, y'all!!

Folks think twitter can be a shitstorm, but if you've never posted 'I use E-6000 glue for setting my semi/ precious stones into rings' in a facebook jewelry group you do not understand what actual wrath can look like.