"i beg the council to kill me, for i am an abomination" "no, you have been blessed with the gift of life. to take that from you would be more abominable than even your twisted form"

Duke has a guy from South Sudan, but the black guys on Houston seem a lot blacker

Most well-adjusted and normal neocon

I don’t know how I got on their mailing list, but I must admit I’m intrigued by “Tiger Implants”

Men will literally hold the first new dire wolf born in 10,000 years instead of finishing their book

UTSA lying about NIL to recruit players should be a much bigger story

Evidently “DO YOU LIKE DAGGERS?!” Is not the move.

Death, Taxes, Texas State Baseball on Tuesdays

Practicing my dance moves before the Ragweed show

Oklahoma, I’m inside you

2025 Cody Canada be like “Those persons down in Norman have a different perspective and that ok because diversity is our greatest strength”

Reports coming in that former LSU WR Kyren Lacy took his own life last night. RIP, Kyren🕊️ If you or anyone you know are dealing with any mental health issues or are contemplating suicide please call 1-800-273-8255 or 988. You're worth it.

Rest In Peace. Reminder that if you have a loved one experiencing a mental health crisis, the cops aren’t the ones to call

Get me to God’s country

If I ever get back to Oklahoma, gonna nail my feet to the ground

This is my autistic cousin Christian. He’s created a comic book series and volunteers as a Pokemon gym leader at The Game Place.

Anyone Midland folks able to help this guy out?

Call her pussy platform 9 3/4 because It’s magic how I got in there and now my hog got warts

British sailers in Boston Harbor December of 1773

My sources are telling me that none of Shedeur Sanders’ teammates went to his birthday party. That’s not going to look good to NFL GMs. Look for him to possibly slide out of the first round tonight.