John Major holds an invisible box before revealing an invisible rabbit during an interview with Andrew Marr

Your periodic reminder that town planning used to be an Olympic event. John Hughes won gold for Team GB in 1932.

The Olympic flame is to be lit by the ghost of Serge Gainsbourg flicking a Gauloises into the caldron #Olympics

If you’re not fluent in French and wonder what the national anthem is saying, the TLDR is “kill the foreigner” #Olympics

#Olympics

It’s Monsieur Ed #Olympics

Is this Babylon Zoo? #Olympics

BBC Four begins at 7pm #TOTP

The Olympic Runners are not, as you may suspect, named after the quadrennial event, but the breakfast supplied by Little Chef. #TOTP

Why’s Sir Clive Sinclair singing on this and wearing a wig? #TOTP

If they have this on and cut Beat The Clock, we riot #TOTP

Is this Rob Brydon? #TOTP

Look at Ron! That’s an alpha male! Fuck you, Andrew Tate #TOTP

They cut Darts! #TOTP

When you have #TOTP at 7 but have to go to the International Space Station at 8

This is before Martika invited Prince into her, er, kitchen, yes, kitchen #TOTP

Alice was 867 years old at this point of his career #TOTP

Oh, it’s that fucking rabbit. Where’s an outbreak of myxomatosis when you need one? #TOTP

This is what you do to the far-right

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