The first South African woman to earn a degree. The first South African woman to lead an organisation….

Your perfume watching you spray it knowing fully well it doesn’t have strength to follow you outside

not my soulmate if you cheating

a flat stomach is the best accessory.

“You’ve lost your spark” I’m just broke Walahi.

"Hopefully, things will get better soon," Things:

Man: "I have 3 kids with 3 baby mamas" Girl: "Are you taking care of any of the kids?" Man: "No" Girl: "Ok, i am gona give you the 4th child but you gona take care of mine neh baby?" Man:

I raise you oshela ngo sizi!! “I know I don’t have much but I can try…” YEYYY FOKOF!!

I've accepted, imali yiyo encane. I'm not the problem.😔

"Make it a habit to check in on people" The people:

This dress? 🫰🔥

Why do you want a random woman you don’t know to be a role model to YOUR children? Are you inadequate as a parent?

When it was raining brains, you had an umbrella.

I hope my husband asks me what kind of ring I like, angazicabangeli yena ☹️😭

FNB has reposted their Learnership three times because people are not applying 🥲🥲. close on 27 June 2025. The learnership is based in Johannesburg, Gauteng, but you are welcome to apply even if you don’t live in Gauteng. Estimated Stipend: R6,000 PM Education : Grade 12

Lord Mkhwanazi waiting for you to shoot first.

Londie’s “ngaze ngadeleleka, but she ate” video will never not send me 😭