“making a twt username is so hard”

idk what’s in the air or WHAT but the sex i’ve been having over the last week is…… absolutely insane

the last place i expected to have a fuckin gaa club is dubai like

have completely embarrassed myself to twice (2 times) to the same oomf but still regularly interact with them like plssss don’t think i’m dumb (im a little bit) plssss don’t think im stupid

tried to show my wife this but forgot she never watched spongebob

asked cleo “do u know who the hash slinging slasher is” and she goes “no i wasn’t in the fandom” IM LOSING IT

mistress reminds me so much of my ex gay best friend who would only hang out with people to steal their drugs and told me that i just need to eat 1 meal a day when i opened to him about my eating disorder

pinteresting in the summer Heals Deep Wounds

welp. back to the drawing board

miss chrissy not getting the credit for this

need more bitchy oomf’s privs rn 😭😭😭😭😭

this album was FOR ME

the fact that actual channels on the wii don’t even work

started watching my little pony friendship is magic with cleo what pony am i PLEASE

$3100 raised out of $6000 needed. This is for a young sudanese patient who's suffering from a brain tumor and need to travel to Egypt AS FAST AS POSSIBLE to remove the tumor this is TIME SENSITIVE AND LIFE THREATENING! we can save his life Please donate ⬇️ paypal.com/paypalme/Simsi…