Johnny 👀

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Had a wet dream within another dream last night. Sexual inception is apparently a thing. Well played libido.

I'm gonna tape a gang bang with One Direction and title it " 5 D's 3 Directions"

At 12:30 pm on a Sunday I got friend zoned #thestruggleisreal

When referring to bourbon and sex two fingers is good. Three fingers is just reckless. #reckless #bourbon

The closest thing I have to a bidet is backing it up to a mop sink #backingitup #mopsink #bidet

I like my bourbon the same way I like my women. 15 years old and all mixed up in coke. #coke #bourbon

Come on HBO no wants to see Chasing Mavericks. Bring back Point Break. Little hand says it's time to rock and roll - Bodhi #HBO #HBOGO

Son of the Mask? I thought it was Not Time Warner. It's HBO. #HBO #timewarnercable #TheMask

@Kari_Grose dumpster cat for life