Companies hiring social media managers and expecting them to do photography, videography, graphic design, copywriting, brand strategy, monitor metrics, host YouTube, make tiktok dances. The work of an entire marketing team, w/little to no pay

I really don’t know what to say about my hotel room view

British Bake Off It’s not awkward. What’s awkward is making light of somebody who is trying their hardest to understand a second language. They made feathers, it’s clearly a misunderstanding. And they’re bloody good feathers. #gbbo

Time for my yearly retweet of this ✌️

A note I wrote Keith during the service.

In my work as a priest I come across a whole section of society that is completely excluded because they don't use, or want to use, the internet. A thread 🧵

Did you know I'm releasing a little acoustic version of In You on Friday. Have a little snippet here:

In honour of them being in both my and my wife’s places of work this week, let’s have your *funniest* OFSTED stories. I’ll start with the time a year 9 stood up, walked over to the inspector at the back of the room, deliberately *farted in his face* and walked out of the room.

Ben Karlin Difficult lad in Y9 class during NQT year. Inspector in for first 30 mins, lad on top form, answering Q's, v polite etc. As soon as inspector leaves he kicks off his shoes, puts feet up on a chair and states "Don't effing ask for nowt else from me today!" 😂

I don’t know who Tony Brooks is, but he’s doing a good job of explaining to Pete Greig on Facebook why he’s wrong

This is just an IMMACULATE use of Reddit. Peak app performance.

If politicians really cared about lost learning they'd air condition schools. bennewmark.wordpress.com/2021/06/09/cat…

"Courage, dear heart." A lion made of driftwood by artist Jeffro Uitto

I went to a concert last night. On leaving we drove past a collapsed woman who was on the side of the road. We stopped to help her & got her out of the road. She was weeping and very distressed.

Logged in for the first time in a year just to retweet this ❤️