Too many

Elon's a cunt, isn't he?

I can't take it. I'm muting Helldivers, if I have to go through Starship Troopers Discourse 2 (Fascist boogaloo), I may lose what little hope for humanity I retain.

Can you imagine what Earth would be like if all the people convinced they deserve to get raptured today actually do?

Skill issue. I'm having a blast.

I was in New York last week and saw someone had put a sign on a planter that said "Please do not empty your dog here", and wow, that is just the *most* unsettling way to phrase that request.

The only thing that will improve this commute is someone badly reading the Bible aloud, said nobody ever.

I keep seeing these two posted next to each other and....

When the seasonal depression wears off and you temporarily gain the ability to complete tasks.

My physical copy of Baldurs Gate 3 will be arriving this weekend. So I'd just like to take this opportunity to inform you I will not be contactable for the foreseeable ever.

I'm not a history podcaster but I think there was some immigration in 1066

sincere posting mode: every member of the jury just non-trivially increased their odds of being on the wrong end of political violence, all of them that weren't total morons know it, and they did this anyway. genuine moment of unironic courage.

Can we bring this back?

We deserve more elegant metaphors.