I’ll give you the conclusion now for a mere £1 million: SAGE good, Boris bad, lockdowns should have started earlier, everything was worse because of Brexit and ‘austerity’, Hugo Keith KC will get a knighthood. Invoice attached.

When we were in Year 1, Farage nicked my copy of the Guardian at break time, held it aloft and called me a lefty progressive ponce in front of the class …

Come on, own up, who fixed cloudflare…

Latest Polling figures on PMQs feedback from the public ; ➡️Just answer the fucking question you twat - 99.0% ➡️Point the finger at everyone else except your shambles of a government - 1%

Didn't you vote against a national enquiry into the rape of young girls by Pakistani grooming gangs? What kind of man does that? I'll tell you what kind of man does that - a weak, spineless, lily livered and cowardly man does that. Man up !

Ed, you literally called for a national lockdown every 5 minutes.

Let’s not forget lads. Slimy cheating little skunk who wet the bed when he got found out David P GCSE (multiple) Adam Sellers Norm

Anyone know why this bloke is being ridiculed as a complete waste of space and a massive hypocrite??

More vaccines …. More lockdowns… Far right Trump There you go , the pound shop Lib Dem version of the Covid inquiry .. cheap at the price

🚨 Following a £200m public inquiry into the Black Death 1346 - 1353, Ed Davey has demanded lessons be learnt and has called for the immediate resignation of King Edward lll 🚨

“My modelling suggests England will score at least 457 runs in their first innings of the first Ashes test”

“Fixing the foundations” update

Oh….

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A successful trip then…. *snork

I see the Aussies have moved on from sandpaper to using technology to fiddle the game …

England Cricketers : Starmer's Labour in whites. Bazball bravado, then complete collapse….

Bent beyond repair….PGMO