At what point does a search party get formed to find Kendrick?

Who put Jermaine Dupri’s suit in the dryer?

While everyone is betting which team will win the Super Bowl, I’m betting how many people will break things watching it on their Vision Pro.

Give the Grammy to Celine, Taylor Swift.

How did we normalize carrying massive sippy cups everywhere?

How is it still January next week?

Have we tried lowering the price of everything?

Man, I miss Twitter.

There’s gotta be people without dogs who order puppucinos for themselves. I’m convinced of it.

I did not need to investigate why Tom Holland is trending…

You good, Elon Musk?

Can that groundhog predict when food inflation will stop?

For once, I’ll be happy if they messed up the weather forecast.

Do your thing 21, do your thing

Like everyone else, I’ve been taking shots at Elon Musk for one reason or another.

But this exchange 😄 I feel like I owe him $8 just for the entertainment.

*Looks outside at 5:01pm*

Damn, it already midnight.

May I ask for a favour, Saint Laurent Don?

So how much are you going to be paying for our tweets?