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#SizzlerArmy.

We’ve arrived at Bolton Town FC for our first match of 2022. Our opponents look up for it, hopefully we are too.

FT - 5-2 defeat.

A huge 4-3 win against top of the league Kearsley for The Sizzlers this morning! Here’s a lovely composed finish from our top goalscorer (also goalkeeper) Simon Chapman

Sunday 2nds League Table

Will be a cracker get down and support the lads who are eager to get back to winning ways 🔴⚫🟡

FT - 4-0 defeat to R-KIX FC. The less said about that Sam Wilkinson penalty, the better.

How bad was our performance then? 😂

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We can tell you’re getting ideas… (*all prices in keeping with current menu)

Ahead of our huge match tomorrow, these footballing legends aren’t worried about our lack of match practice…

The comedy continues at the Crown Oil Arena tonight as we take on The Oxford. for the creatively-named Rochdale Cup

And, most importantly… 1 defeat to the mighty Sizzlers! Norden win the inaugural Rochdale cup in a dramatic 2-1 win. Form really does go out the window! #UTS

EXCLUSIVE - we caught up with the Oxford FC Manager following their humiliating defeat to the Sizzlers yesterday…

It appears more Oxford FC-affiliated establishments are still struggling to come to terms with Norden’s historical Rochdale Cup win…

If our sources are correct, this is the biggest Norden Strip scandal since the Bridge Pub used Getty Images to advertise their new menu… Norden Cricket Club