NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY

Chelsea found to be in breach of financial rules, as punishment the African Football Federation have stripped two Everton players of their recent continental tournament victory.

What kind of odds can I get on Zlatan telling Alexi to shut the fuck up

This US team didn’t deserve to win a god damn thing

Not one single person in that USA dugout gave THIS much of a shit. That’s the difference. We absolutely didn’t deserve to win this tournament

Miguel Cabrera was the only player to play in the World Baseball Classic in each of the first five tournaments. In the sixth WBC, Venezuela finally won it all. A member of the coaching staff, Cabrera gets a gold medal.

Jake is our permanent right back isn’t he?

Fully deserved. 👏 Congratulations to James Garner on his first call-up to the senior England side. He joins Jordan Pickford in Thomas Tuchel's squad for their upcoming friendlies against Uruguay and Japan! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔵

They could release a video of Mango Mussolini balls deep in a 12 year old and his supporters and his administration still wouldn’t give a shit

EASY AS YOU LIKE! UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES 💙

You voted Beto as the Player of the Matchweek ⭐ The first Everton player to win the award this season 🔵

The #Falcons just made “B. Robinson (ATL)” a problem for fantasy drafts. Somewhere, there will be a hilarious mistake.

James Garner starts for England this evening for his senior international debut. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💙 Congratulations, Jimmy!

You can suck the back of my dick from the front

Last night's England Player of the Match connected by EE: debutant James Garner! 🏆

1- Make a war nobody wants. 2- Disrupt 20% of the global oil supply. 3- Accuse your allies of being cowards cause they don’t want to be involved in your stupid war. 4- Bully them.

James Tarkowski has received the most yellow cards without ever being dismissed in Premier League history 🟨 He has 69 bookings and 0 red cards in 333 top flight appearances.

The craziest part about Kristi Noem’s husband cross-dressing is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

Come for the Preston Judd goal, stay for the celly. 😅 San Jose leads 3-0.

Jo Adell robbed three home runs in one night 😮 ESPN is now the home of MLB.tv, watch on the ESPN App plus.espn.com/mlbtv