if I was a drug dealer my bit would be whenever someone bought anything from me I'd make them sit in my car & be all "check out this song" and play Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil Wayne - Let It Rock

kanye saw this post & changed his entire career trajectory

my friend is currently in Vanuatu on vacation & has sent the group chat more photos of the shits he's taken there than the nice meals he has ate

Found a guy on marketplace who puts AI-generated orcs into his furniture listings?

Colonel Parker (Walton Goggins): Elvis we gon make you a star, boy. Every teenage girl in the country gon have her beaver goin buck wild for your Mississippi backwoods ass Elvis (Danny McBride): shiiiit im already a star idk what the fuck you talkin bout. Watch me dance son

I watch such videos for 14 hours a day

has a rapper ever done a mixtape called like "I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories" and the cover art is black hank hill

Last fm friday 🙌🏻

one of my favorite things to do as a landlord is just hanging out & chopping it up about music in the living room with my tenant, cool that his rent goes towards my hifi system and I think he appreciates that

ex gf posted an instagram story saying she bought a movie for $5 on youtube now all my friends are claiming i'm a bad boyfriend cause I never taught her how to torrent

[coming into work after having my coworkers add me on steam and seeing my name was set to "CUM PIG SLAVE"] good morning team

my favorite bit to do lately is telling my group chat I came home early and walked in on my roommate spreading his ass and looking at his own butthole in the mirror

one of the funniest bits is drug addict lying, like you could find them faced down asleep in a burrito bowl and if you ask them if they got high they will flat out go "nah" while they have sour cream in their hair

I can’t even imagine what kinda stanky shit he must’ve been laying down in order to make this face

New Suicide Boys album out. Big day for your friend who died in 2018

hey man, can you please stop saying "the small dog yelps out in pain as the lion rapes" when you're beating my girlfriend in smash bros, it's making us all uncomfortable