@ShortAngryMun <3

Just Realized My Turn Signal Has Been On For 20 Miles And The Guy In My Rearview Is Slowly Shaking His Head And Judging Me: A Memoir

Every 6 months they release a slightly modified iPhone and act like this isn't some Assassin's Creed bullshit

god damn :(

@LaughingJawan yes unfortunately

Our kids will have a bright future because if I understand math correctly someday they'll have an iPhone 69 and a Playstation 69

Trump's insane popularity is less about his ideologies and more about people rebelling against this new age of rampant political correctness

@astrorator story lines can and Killing Joke is a better story than CW

Bill: Vote Hillary *hillary gives bill a scooby snack*

@MetZerbitzu baloo singing made sense since he was teaching mowgli what a song is, but louie singing was fucking stupid and ruined the movie

@MetZerbitzu hahah

Hillary Clinton is what would happen if a wizard turned a vape into a human

Altruistic politician is an oxymoron. Remember that.

#jesus2016

@mastur__nate 😘

[having sex] Girl: Talk dirty to me Me: *whispers* people are only voting for hilary because she's a woman

See yall tomorrow 😘