Mango smoothie? uhhh no buddy, man go hi how are you. everything alright at home ?

oh my god there's more

dni if u hate sandwiches

I dont know how to prove this but my friend has been cheating in every imsg game we've ever played

5 x 5 = 25

On everything i am going to be the kindest man that ever lived

what was i on

Before u kill yourself get a new charger and see if u still feel the same

Manager is getting us name tags and there's already a mohammed so he told me he's going to be putting moe on mine

White dudes better lock in and start making songs like this again open.spotify.com/track/2CIsr5cq…

Apparently my bananas are not ripening because of my tainted spirit

When the ac don't work my balls sweaty im itchy and bladee wanna start sounding like ass

stop ruining the nicheosity and obscurism of my tweets bro

crazy album kiiiinda open.spotify.com/album/5UKXFKkI…

i Love when a cute girl asks me questions at my job. Yes beautiful we are open till 12

moodee

To me basically actually unfortunately is elite ball knowledge

Being like everyone else is actually really underrated wow we have so much in common

What are some good betrayals for someone getting into switching up on their day 1s

ok i poo butt caca at the after farty