Hey The Onion if you actually bought Infowars and need a host, let me know. It would be poetic justice to have an accused “crisis actor” become the host. Thank you Lauren Hogg for the idea.

Once again, the story I broke in my Random Roles with Kelly Lynch gets more mileage, this time thanks to Travis Kelce.

Went to see Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians at the Boathouse, but Aztec Camera opened, and…I would never diss Edie, but a lot of people only came to see Roddy Frame sing his heart out, and those people left as soon as he was done. (I stuck it out, but damn, Roddy was great.)

This is Hawk Tuah girl. The TikTok star who launched $HAWK memecoin. Then rugged her fans for $50M and went to bed like nothing happened. Here’s the full shocking story 🧵👇

And today (Dec 7 2024) is the 45th anniversary of the release of Star Trek: The Motion Picture. I'm still a bit jealous of Denise, who was an Enterprise crew member in the rec deck scene. Michael Steinmacher commemorated Denise's big-screen debut with this custom action figure.

“Gladiator Twosical” is going to go viral in a big way, and deservedly so. #SNL Saturday Night Live - SNL

Written with Mikey Day and Jane Wickline. Directed by ◢ M i k e D i v a ◣ edited by Ryan Spears . Yes that is Paul Mescal singing

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A.K.A. Gladiator Twosical youtu.be/HC77saWLRMk?si…

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Incredibly cool to hang with comedian Steven Wright backstage in Boston! City Winery Boston #stevenwright Steven Wright

The posts after midnight are the most inane.

I finally have more followers on Bluesky than I do on Twitter, which is precisely the incentive I needed to stop posting on here. Every time I log on here, I see awful posts. I'm tired of it. And I shouldn't have to deal w/ it. So I won't. Find me there! bsky.app/profile/willha…

"Ooh, a tough question, but a fair one."

#Mitchell #MST3K #FEMA

The man, the myth, the legend of late-night writing: Bill Carter (Bill Carter) on CBS’s abrupt decision to cancel Colbert latenighter.com/features/cbs-c…

"An Indian came up to me, big Indian, tears in his eyes, and said, 'President Trump, I need you to change the Washington Whatever-They-Are-Nows back to the Redskins!" Then he threw a hydrotherapy fountain at the window & escaped from the mental hospital...along w/ some illegals!"

As one of the premier spoof franchises returns to theaters, let's remember Zucker, Abrahams, and Zucker's classic Airplane! with Will Harris in VA's oral history: avclub.com/surely-you-can…