ain’t nobody looking at him. who is that gorgeous woman

when i was 12 years old i had an instagram meme account page that had 700k followers and i would have people message me on kik asking to buy the account and i would have to tell them i was 12 years old and i didn’t have a bank account

IF 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 WOMAN 👏🏼 LIKES 👏🏼 BEING 👏🏼 CHOKED 👏🏼 DURING 👏🏼 SEX 👏🏼 YOU'RE 👏🏼 SUPPOSED 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 SQUEEZE 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 SIDES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 NECK 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 FINGERS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 CRUSH 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 WINDPIPE 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 PALM 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 IDIOT 👏🏼

au delà du love bombing moi je trouve ça effrayant de se précipiter autant mdrrrrr

Baboons have chased me on three different continents now. Without me provoking them. They just kind of locate me in the crowd, stare at me for a bit, and then start charging at me.

ma maman a validé son cap fleuriste mention très bien pitié

“deported from a party” u want to be a victim so bad

and none of this videos came out when Youtube existed imagine the actual view count

When i was 8 i wrote thank you notes to all my classmates for being my friends and the teacher saw it and called me disgusting and said to never do something homosexual like that again??? Some of my friends started avoiding me after

my music was licensed in a bunch of TV programs in europe and i didn’t know until i got an email soliciting subpublishing services for my songs. decided to go for it and peeled back the curtain to discover some of my songs were registered to someone with my same name… (1/2)

i am bi, my dad is bi, my other dad is gay, my brother is gay, my sister(?) is nb and lesbian(?), and my other brother is in jail 😝

she's so crazyyyy can't take her anywhere

No one: 8 year old me:

I was an extra in the Hunger Games movie but was in e*ting d*sorder outpatient at the time so I had to tell my therapist I needed to miss 2 weeks for a movie called The Hunger Games and she was not gagging

Me at 1:30am Me at 6am

mussolini nominates hitIer for nobel peace prize

In Spanish, the word for "non-binary" is "no-binario" or "no-binaria" depending on the person's gender.

Moi, mon épouse, nos 16 ans d’amour et nos presque 7 ans de mariage. #MariagePourTous

Ce que chacun oublierait s’il devait déménager en urgence : Le #Bélier : Il oublierait sûrement son chargeur de téléphone. Le #Taureau : Il laisserait derrière lui un objet sentimental. Le #Gémeaux : Il partirait sans fermer certains placards. Le #Cancer : Il oublierait un