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John Goddard

@nonestlex

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THE E-SAFETY CZAR

Australians are stupid and need my protection.

Free speech is a threat to democracy.

And by democracy I mean our totalitarian government.

You’re all children and you have to do as I tell you.

And no, I’m not bitter that I got fired from Twitter.

It’s…

THE E-SAFETY CZAR Australians are stupid and need my protection. Free speech is a threat to democracy. And by democracy I mean our totalitarian government. You’re all children and you have to do as I tell you. And no, I’m not bitter that I got fired from Twitter. It’s…
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For those who are unaware, this gentleman is Jordan Dittloff. Jordan Dittloff

He is the Federal Secretary of the Libertarian Party, a law graduate, and the lead senate candidate for the Libertarian Party in Victoria.

Jordan made some bad decisions when he was younger, which…

For those who are unaware, this gentleman is Jordan Dittloff. @Dittloff4Senate He is the Federal Secretary of the Libertarian Party, a law graduate, and the lead senate candidate for the Libertarian Party in Victoria. Jordan made some bad decisions when he was younger, which…
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The media: stabbing women is a national tragedy 😢

Also the media: some guy got stabbed but he was a priest who didn’t like lockdowns, so… meh 🤷🏻‍♂️

The media: stabbing women is a national tragedy 😢 Also the media: some guy got stabbed but he was a priest who didn’t like lockdowns, so… meh 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Cost breakdown of $1.5m per house:

- land: $200k
- build costs: $350k
- consultants: $500k
- corruption: $300k
- general inefficiencies: $150k

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I support this.

However, I suggest that at the same time consideration must be given as to how best to address the housing crisis.

The communist squatters are a symptom of a very real problem.

Although I don’t agree with their methods, I sympathise with their plight.

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A devastating terrorist attack at Bondi Junction.

Albanese has already downplayed it as an 'incident'.

Next the Greens will be celebrating the attacker's use of a 'carbon neutral' weapon.

And Penny Wong will send foreign aid to his family.

The ABC will do a fact check to…

A devastating terrorist attack at Bondi Junction. Albanese has already downplayed it as an 'incident'. Next the Greens will be celebrating the attacker's use of a 'carbon neutral' weapon. And Penny Wong will send foreign aid to his family. The ABC will do a fact check to…
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Tickle v. Giggle.
Initial thoughts plus quotes and transcripts.

One brave woman, Sall Grover, accompanied by her well established and accomplished friends, has taken a stand against true toxic masculinity.

Tickle, a transgender man, seems to think he’ll get something out…

Tickle v. Giggle. Initial thoughts plus quotes and transcripts. One brave woman, Sall Grover, accompanied by her well established and accomplished friends, has taken a stand against true toxic masculinity. Tickle, a transgender man, seems to think he’ll get something out…
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You're living on stolen land!

But not me, I'm just squatting on it.

This is my land now.

The law says so.

I know you bought it, but you owe me.

Oh your families been here for generations?

I just call it Terra nullius.

I didn't see anyone so I planted my rainbow…

You're living on stolen land! But not me, I'm just squatting on it. This is my land now. The law says so. I know you bought it, but you owe me. Oh your families been here for generations? I just call it Terra nullius. I didn't see anyone so I planted my rainbow…
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This part of Sall Grover’ cross-examination is iconic:

Lawyer: Ms Tickle is a woman, isn’t she?

Sall: Tickle is a biological male.

Lawyer: Even where a person who was assigned male at birth transitions to a woman by having surgery, hormones, gets rid of facial hair, undergoes…

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I’m poor.
 
And that’s your fault.
 
It’s not the fact that I only work 12 hours a week at a café in Brunswick.
 
Which is already more work than I can handle, by the way.
 
The soy milk has me exhausted and I stay up until 3am playing Fortnight.
 
Capitalism is a rigged system.…

I’m poor.   And that’s your fault.   It’s not the fact that I only work 12 hours a week at a café in Brunswick.   Which is already more work than I can handle, by the way.   The soy milk has me exhausted and I stay up until 3am playing Fortnight.   Capitalism is a rigged system.…
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The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through every human heart -- and through all human hearts.

- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through every human heart -- and through all human hearts. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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Scottish Hate Crime Law – The Demoralisation of a Once Great Nation
The country of my birth has been subverted. I am at risk of arrest if I return. Hope Lies in the Proles.

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Will squatters solve the housing crisis? 📈
It's time for an economics lesson from a tradie.

As many of us have seen, there is a current trend of people breaking into houses and abusing squatters’ rights because of how serious the housing crisis has become.

However, the…

Will squatters solve the housing crisis? 📈 It's time for an economics lesson from a tradie. As many of us have seen, there is a current trend of people breaking into houses and abusing squatters’ rights because of how serious the housing crisis has become. However, the…
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Ancient Ruins on the shores of the Black Sea, near Trebizond
Louis François Cassas, late 18th - early 19th centuries

Ancient Ruins on the shores of the Black Sea, near Trebizond Louis François Cassas, late 18th - early 19th centuries
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INVEST IN HOOMS!

Each day the RBA prints more Pacific Pesos.

And these Pesos flood into the housing market, causing insurmountable price rises.

Then Albanese brings in migrants by the millions. Each one clamours for a hoom.

Prices rise more.

Communist-style planning…

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How to improve housing affordability (without reverting to communism/squatting):

1. Ban foreign ownership

2. Abolish negative gearing

3. Limit of 1-2 residential properties per person (to be grandfathered)

4. Abolish stamp duty

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