Earth. Mars. The Belt. Everyone's gearing up for war. Report for duty April 11 on SYFY. #TheExpanse

Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says treatment is simple: follow great account the helldud. Great posts. Everybody laughs. Man bursts into tears. “But doctor,” he says x.com/muhmentions/st…

friend: hey wanna meet up for drinks? me: [has been standing silently in the middle of my pitch black living room for 3 hours] i’m kinda busy but maybe

Weird… this is exactly what I think every morning when I wake up.

I was talking to some non-american foreign-type and asked them if they ever heard of the Hatfield's and the McCoy's. They thought they were an indie band lmaoooooo

keep having to stop my phone from inserting correct punctuation and grammar thats not how cool kids post dad ugh jeez

Moses was technically the first person to download files to his tablet from the cloud.

New short-form Black mirror eps kinda wierd tbh x.com/Lexus/status/9…

imagine liking things what kind of a chode would admit to that x.com/hellscape1986/…

foone🏳️‍⚧️ Don't stick your dongle in strange USB ports.

The ultimate piggy-back ride of Space Shuttle #Endeavour in 2012 buff.ly/2oo3qho #ShuttleSaturday

Dave Grohl to Lead All-Male Sleater-Kinney Reboot thehardtimes.net/music/dave-gro…

This playground train has seen some shit

SpaceX returns intact fairing half on clawboat in post-launch surprise - teslarati.com/spacex-recover…

The Nazi History Behind ‘Asperger’ nytimes.com/2018/03/31/opi…