Real eyes realize real lies

You’re so brave for going up there and bombing. Even without any women or children in the crowd.

If this was the best thing to happen to my team all season and we still lost 34-0, I would kill myself. And I rooted for the 0-16 Browns

Christian Bale was asked which of his movies he would show to kids “‘Howl's Moving Castle’... masterpiece” (Source: joy.of.everything/IG)

Hey look it’s 8th grade me at the end!

I did not expect Joe Flacco to be a fellow One Piece enjoyer, bro really knows ball 🔥

Paul McCartney is one of the greatest musicians of all time. Period.

Yea I’m done

I wanna feel bad for Myles Garrett but you signed that contract to stay in Cleveland buddy you gotta deal with the shitshow.

Justin’s gonna be pitching before this game is over and I can’t wait to watch it