everyone less cynical than me is a sheep, everyone more cynical is a sociopath

Me (to incarcerated client): why haven’t you called me? Client: so, I didn’t know when you make your first call from jail that the name you say on the recording was permanent. I called my girl and said it was “Love Machine.” I’ve been too embarrassed to call anyone else.

State starts by going into Mounk Tounk's relationships with all the defendants. For those who only started watching within the past 2 months with Woody on the stand, and haven't seen Ms. Love do the questioning for the State yet, her style of questioning is very painful.

BOFA sobre ARGY 👇 Argentina: overweight Our view: We are overweight Argentina (not in MSCI LatAm) as we are more optimistic about the proposed policy changes under the current administration. El banco americano está muy bullish con Argy y todas las medidas adoptadas por el

A new DoJ indictment alleges that RT employees "covertly fund[ed] and direct[ed]" a US company with $10m in order to push pro-Russia content. The company is based in Tennessee. There is one media company based in Tennessee with the same phrase listed in the indictment...

yes they called it "improv"

we have to end this epidemic of neurosis

they're all closeted heterosexuals

I have it on plusgood authority that Eurasia is going to try to influence our election.

If you see something worth retweeting, it's probably the russkies.

When in doubt, just remember: That's. Not. Funny.

I’m not sorry.

In a related story, the tin-foil hat budget at Harris County District Attorney Kim Ogg has more than quintupled since Kim Ogg lost her primary.

otherwise-normal Bennett Harris County District Attorney Kim Ogg In another related story, if folks were paying attention at home, they might note that the Statute of Limitations have run for Ogg to have charged Hidalgo on the Elevate contract. Despite Ogg’s media outbursts toward Lina, she never found criminal wrongdoing.

Evan asks what John has learned from doing philanthropy. John says that most people really are philanthropic, once you take care of your family you want to take care of your community.

Here is the Thug version of the video. Steel just played both in court and is asking Mounk Tounk about what he meant in that video . I guess the hope is that, because Thug can't testify, the jurors use what Mounk Tounk says he meant to understand what Thug meant too

can anyone recommend an honest plumber with reasonable rates in the dallas area? shot in the dark, but i would be EXTREMELY grateful for an recs