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I made $180 today! Let's blow it on hookers and pokemon cards!

What are you sellin me, bags of shit?! ... Ill take three.

strangely i dont feel as uncomfortable around old people anymore... not after last night at the rave...

tell us a funny sex story, we're feeling saucy. well give you some good ones too

rest in peace Michael Jackson. On a positive note, first graders may now sleep easy.

billie jean is my lover.

good luck to States Away tonight, check them out at myspace.com/statesawayband

good luck to States Away tonight, check them out at http://myspace.com/statesawayband

might have a party up in this flippity-floppity-floop

i am a god. obey me or you will be smitten.

Ever gotten jello stuck in your throat? Weirdest experience ever...

What aisle of the grocery store are marshmallows in... I need to make some smores

UNITED STATES OF 'MERICA!

there may be a disturbance in the force... in a good way. http://noiseintheatticband.com

found out this guy is linking to our page... just look at him. then at the page. then laugh. http://bit.ly/OhxZ1

today is the most beautiful day in months. looks like a good time to build my fort in the woods with tree bark and dental floss

go see bruno. how the fuck did he make this movie. its amazing.

Just threw a midget!!! Awesome!!!

collegehumor has some funny stuff about Bing, and I agree. http://bit.ly/LLtgp

is a robot. and a sexy one at that.