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Naomi Duckworth

@noiamnaomi

Creative director, mother, mental health advocate

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me: Ugh, please forgive me, I’m so self-absorbed! I feel like we’ve talked about me and my life for like the whole last hour. How are *you* doing?? my therapist: …

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For anyone wondering, gin and root beer is an unexpectedly and yet totally predictably floral, earthy, and lovely combo. (And not at all just the only two things I had in the house to mix. 👀)

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him: They're selling pumpkins in the church parking lot. You want orange, or one of those gray ones, or white with- her: Just get me the mf with the girthiest f***ing stem.

him: They're selling pumpkins in the church parking lot. You want orange, or one of those gray ones, or white with-

her: Just get me the mf with the girthiest f***ing stem.
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Is there anything worse than a phantom unread email badge? And you just have to wait for it to clear up like some kind of digital herpes.

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This Is Just To Say I don’t want your plums from the icebox don’t you know stone fruit should be stored on the counter? you probably bought them from the grocery store instead of the farmer’s market you pleeb