Hogwarts whoopin her ahh

nobody wants 6 hoes, y’all are annoying as fuck. i can’t even tolerate one

Praying on someone’s downfall isn’t enough I need to participate in it.

I don’t like how vintage 2015 is already starting to look.

The price of mirrors was one of the most shocking adult discoveries

periods, pregnancy, menopause, while men just live their lives? i don’t get it

Me burying my people pleaser version because I got tired of people taking advantage of it.

If I’m asking for too much, then go find someone that’ll settle for less. Respectfully. 😂

literally is literally my fav word because literally it is so useful

Men will literally choose a shy, polite, gentle woman with no achievements over an arrogant career focused woman

All these new headlights are TOO fucking bright

no one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Always have your own money

anyone who's nice to me EASY.

it’s about who stayed not who promised

If it doesn't bring peace, profits, or purpose then don't give it your time, energy, or attention.

wish hoes died for lying

telling me no is so ghetto.. who raised y'all

I love saying "I'll figure out" with zero clue what im doing, no backup plan, no safety net, just reckless confidence and the faint hope that future me will somehow handle it. Half delusion, half survival instinct, but it always somehow works out....mostly.