Great to see city fans paying respect to an ex utd manager by shouting Ole after every city touch.

🚨 It’s not just the parties. He lies about everything.

Finally saturnmagic.co.uk/saturn-magic-s…

How can there only be 6 eps of Floor is Lava?! Livid.

Happy Father’s Day papa.

Mixed day for me. Two vile Tories quit but butter is £9.

Had an amazing time in Edinburgh at the Fringe and only just recovered. Only a few days to go but if you are anywhere near Ed, go see Dom Chambers Fake Wizard show. Best magic show I’ve seen in 10 years.

MAGICIANS. My new trick is out! If you buy it from me that makes you a good person and I’ll also include a copy of my 2022 Blackpool lecture notes. Call now, operators are standing by tricktrickboom.com

Magicians: my friend Noel Qualter and I have released a new thing. youtu.be/De5KS3760x0

Tonight, I’ve been mainly watching Pedro Pascal protecting children in sci-fi stuff.

Chris Cross would make a perfect landlord during Edfringe.

Brilliant work from Chelsea. Getting ahead of being docked points for breaking financial fair play by going for relegation on their own terms.

Man Utd fans. By Urn 👋

Gutted. I left the lid open on my ice cream and a horse came in and ate the lot. Now my girlfriend is raging “why didn’t I put the lid on!” Well, sure, that’s like shutting the Carte D’or after the horse has bolted.

Hector will get the £35.

Just got the new Industrial Revelation. People moaning the line is obvious, I can’t see it myself. .

CLOSE UP MAGICIANS. Go and watch Saltburn on Netflix. It’s a great film but be warned, it’s triggering. I think I’ve done magic for that family before. Lots of gratuitous shots of student balls with long tables and mental rich people parties.

Incredible results with the kids. Incredible scenes and the passion from Jurgen is stunning. #LFC #YNWA Photo of the Chelsea billion pound bottle jobs.

Crazy Sam’s Mind

Tora magic has folded. And then folded 3 more times and put in the fake bottom of a bag.