Five words to avoid: "Methodology", "Holistic", "Best Practice", "Expert", and "Wait". Cary Millsap nocoug.org/Journal/NoCOUG…

Thus spake E. F. Codd, the person to whom all Oracle, Microsoft SQL Server, MySQL, and PostgreSQL professionals owe their job ... nocoug.org/Journal/NoCOUG…

Another day another NoCOUG conference. If you re in the USA and would like a T-shirt like the one in the picture, send your name, T-shirt size, and postal address to [email protected]. Thanks you Maria Colgan for all the help.

Ten reasons (four of them music-related) not to attend the NoCOUG winter conference on February 13 in Pleasanton featuring a whole-day SQL tuning workshop by Maria Colgan (SQL Maria) and a whole-day RDS for Oracle workshop by the developers that created it nocoug.wordpress.com/2020/01/28/ten…

Need to tame the Oracle Database optimizer? Maria Colgan will make an "optimizer whisperer" out of you! nocoug.wildapricot.org/event-3712309 Oracle Database Oracle Developers Oracle User Groups

NoCOUG cries for help ... "Conference attendance declining ... 90% of the Oracle Database professionals in the San Francisco area have never heard of NoCOUG ... Twitter ads have proven to be a waste of precious $$" linkedin.com/feed/update/ur…

Whole-day Amazon RDS for Oracle boot camp on Thursday, February 13 in Pleasanton. Learn from the developers and architects who built RDS for Oracle. Register in the free Amazon Guest category at nocoug.wildapricot.org/event-3712444 using registration code RDSFORORACLE. Amazon RDS

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CONFESSIONS OF A RELATIONAL BIGOT: Just because I have done something in a certain way for many years, it does not necessarily warrant that I do it the same way now. nocoug.org/Journal/NoCOUG… Use free code “ZOOM!” for virtual conference “The PayPal Way” nocoug.wildapricot.org/event-3758952

What is the “PayPal Way” for deploying and managing database technology? Use the guest code "ZOOM!" to register in the NoCOUG Guest category at nocoug.wildapricot.org/event-3758952

NoCOUG conference is live! Forget about registration; just come along. Agenda with live links is at nocoug.wildapricot.org/event-3758952

Northern California Oracle User Group conference is live. Stop by and check it out. Live Zoom links at nocoug.org/download/2020-…. No registration needed.