Hmmmm pasta cook in water but mouth have water so why pasta not cook *CRONCH*

Okay if you guys say I look like Fred one more time I’m seriously gonna tell my dad

Help I left my door open just a crack and now ten thousand lightning ⚡️⚡️bugs 🦟🕷🐞🐝are swarming me oh god it stings why is there a disco ball🔮💿 THEYRE INSIDE it’s so bright BURNING🌞💥🌟one thousand hugs 🕺🏻💃stinging me ten million fireflieTHE EARTH TURNS. dance💃🏌🏽‍♂️🌎🌍🌏

Check this out I’m gonna rewind time 🕒🕑🕐 Haha wasn’t that cool 🕛🕚🕘 Wait hang on 🕗oh🕖🕕oh n🕔o🕓🕒 🦖🦕 oops

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ascension

Like. Share. Obey.

THEY FINALLY PUT ME ON TRENDING FOR GAMING I THOUGHT THE DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Are you a twitcher♊️? *hands shake uncontrollably✋🤚🖐👋*How many pogs have you gotten today? Do you really have 4head? 👴You must be 4 times as good at gaming. 🎮❤️❤️❤️Where’s your Pepe? 🐸🦎🐊You look tired. residentsleeper!!! 😴😪😵Okay pog you later🏃‍♂️

You corn run but you cornt hide

Giving him a new home