When the sun comes out and you get invited to a BBQ ….

Trying to sleep when it’s extremely hot weather and you don’t have air con …

The homeless man outside the supermarket watching me ride the coin operated horse after I told him I didn't have any change

“Look it’s not racism, Hitler had some great economical policies too”

When you hear “I can’t be bothered to cook shall we just get a takeaway?”

The big beat manifesto!!!!

When it gets to the end of the night and your tight mate still hasn't got a round in yet

When you lend your mate your trimmer and he comes out the bathroom with a full beard still

Girls on Facebook be like “date night with this cutie” and they look like this ….

I know a guy…

“Felt cute … might delete later”

Them- “follow your dreams……” Me “I only ever have nightmares……”

Kids these days “IShowSpeed” VS Super Hans…. in 2003 …. “I love speed!!”

When the person I've been giving shit to in the car in front pulls up next to me at the lights…..

When Jeremy Usbourne is your life coach …

When your boss points out that not every task requires two people, even when you're working with your best mate...

Babe we’re going out tonight … wear your best clothes …. You…..

You and your mate at the airport bar getting your first drinks ….

You and your mate trying to convince the bouncer that you’re ok to go in and keep drinking ….

When someone shines a UV light on your bedsheets and asks what all the stains are ??