I spilled some salad in front of my students and I said Thats fine real winners can afford to lose every once in a while and they were like woaaaahhh

“yeah ive tested the code it’s all good to deploy to prod”

The original Alien is timeless because it could happen to anyone

Does anyone want to see my master’s degree. Or my collection of books

Maury Povich now has a podcast and in his first episode he calls out wife Connie Chung for sleeping with Warren Beatty. I don't know what kinda show this is but immediate subscribe

"Passenger" by Deftones as featured in Corinthians the nu metal team training video (2025)

another one for the collection

Lilith is in a perpetual state of anxiety because when it is demanded of her that she "authenticate" herself she has no cell phone upon which to receive a special code; thus, like the man without a country, she has no identity, she is shunned by all authenticated persons.

Hey Utah, get me two!

Lurker (2025)

This video saved me like unironically

Buckeye Fans - Watch this:

Big Noon Kickoff's crew pays homage to Lee Corso by wearing the mascot headgear from their schools ❤️

There Will Be Blood is about how good it feels to be pissed off all the time.

Urban Meyer being the 12th man during Ohio State’s goaline stop against Texas is just ICONIC 🌰.

im forever thankful this clip exists

guy who’s listened to 10 oasis songs: you’ve gotta listen to champagne supernova guy who’s listened to 100 oasis songs: you’ve gotta listen to strange thing - demo guy who’s listened to 1000 oasis songs: you’ve gotta listen to champagne supernova