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it’s the middle of june, middle of the year, and middle of the decade today

i was sunshine he was midnight rain

they should invent a day where i have a good day

there’s something about rage baiting the people you love

if you delete instagram, keep it between you and zuck. don’t bring it here.

if protein’s meant for me, it’ll find me, no matter what i eat. gm.

god forbid i tag my close personal friend yo yo honey singh

i love working with millennials

in a situationship but its me and my potential

the easiest way to hide information from me is to put it in a WhatsApp group chat

bro she’s about to turn into her father please text her back

one minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing you know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

sometimes you have to rerun every stage of grief in 33 minutes and hop on zoom

i feel like a single mother of three taking care of myself

My five year plan is to marry Mira Murati

if im in someone’s grok stalker list please forgive me ill do it again

Misandrist first feminist next <3

“i asked chatgpt”, “i asked grok” well i asked my dil and it goes mmmmmmmmm

Is he funny fr or are you just funny and he’s there

all 25 year olds are actually 23, the covid years didn’t count